“What I hope will happen soon is for me to be owning a golden retriever dog and this is why. It makes people that own them better people. Like if I saw a man on the street and he was really ugly, I would probably not care that much if he got hit by a bus. But if he had a golden retriever then I might think he’s hot and I might even walk him across the street to make sure he didn’t get hit by a bus. If I saw a girl on the street who needed to lose 10 pounds, she would automatically look 10 pounds slimmer with a golden retriever. Also they have soft mouths. They can carry raw eggs in their mouths without breaking them. So I could take my golden retriever to the store with me, and even if I couldn’t afford any eggs, I could just steal some and then put them in its mouth. No one would ever suspect, because not many people know that about golden retrievers. 

They are also friendly with cats and small children.” -Allie